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Twain Demotivational Poster

Extra Bacon, Please -

TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.81/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!

Dogs are Gentlemen -

IF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

TAGS: dogs man mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:57 pm
Sounds like a Mark Twain quote, or at least in his style.

Why Are You There? -

TAGS: twain
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:38 am


TAGS: tv twain muppet
Rating: 2.48/5

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GoForthAndDie - October 13, 2008, 5:14 am
Poop on the caption, but Statler and Waldorf rule :)

OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain

DON'T GO AROUND SAYING THE WORLD OWES YOU A LIVING - The world owes you nothing. It was here first

TAGS: mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - May 9, 2012, 6:58 am
One For The Road.

DUELS - If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him. Mark Twain

TAGS: duels mark twain
Rating: 4.62/5

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TAGS: cubby loves twain
Rating: 4.8/5

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rodangol - January 23, 2012, 1:26 am
Coulda used a real ginger... http://www.ratewall.com/cpics/d11d7472-a734-4eda-bf2b-734c10410893_julianne_moore_redhead.jpg


TAGS: cats mark twain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Sean - May 4, 2011, 9:55 pm
Like how to see with your ears, and find your way around with the aid of a white cane.
Peso - May 4, 2011, 6:58 am
Profound! Felt the same way when I tagged my 2nd wife. 5Ls

Blue Angels -

TAGS: mark twain quote
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - August 7, 2013, 8:38 pm
Greeny - August 7, 2013, 6:47 pm
Yeah, but in a 49 Luscombe you get way more time to enjoy it.
falloutghoul - August 7, 2013, 8:34 am
Yeah; the Blue Angels. :D

Anger -

TAGS: anger mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 11:57 pm

Really nice one, Bobb!~~

Jane Austen -



TAGS: life time human nature need religion atheism pope spiritual joke fake logo mark twain quote
Rating: 3.38/5

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Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 7:47 am
Absolutely Amsome!

GOODNESS, DID YOU FART? - "Not from these lean and hungry entrails didst burst forth that prodigy..."

TAGS: skinny twain clements
Rating: 4.29/5

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GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:01 pm
I'm trying to find my niche here. If I'm anything, I'm over educated and over literate; the product of a largely frivolous and misspent life. If the reference is lost..try Mark Twain - "1601". Enjoy.
daimuldoon - February 5, 2011, 4:55 pm
taht bitch needs to eat a sammich


TAGS: temptation cowardice mark twain calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 1, 2012, 10:10 am
thx Gary!
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:31 am
Yup. Good to see yer stuff, Gas, always.

Missed Opportunities -

Noise -

TAGS: noise chickens eggs asteroids twain
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:14 am
Hey Bobb ~ this sort-of reminds me of Glen Campbell's hit tune - I AM AN OMELETTE FOR THE COUNTY!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
This is s-o-o-o-o true. Lotsa social pressure amongst the biddies. Had one lay an egg fulla shyt just cause she was the last to produce. She was so proud of that shyt egg, struttin’ around an all.

HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain

Cranks -

Laugh Power -

TAGS: laughter twain
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 1:17 am
"Poor old Mark Twain. He was a good idea, but couldn't be made to work" -Ambrose Bierce

Two Days -

TAGS: 2 two days mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2016, 2:31 am
I shtill habn't figured out that second one---worrkin' on it though---BRAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!! ^!
concern3 - October 16, 2016, 3:32 am
Great pic, funny poster, UP yours
DirtyOldMan - October 15, 2016, 12:08 pm
So do I *BELCH* :)
JesusWept - October 15, 2016, 12:02 pm
I'm still figuring it out *BURP*


TAGS: twain clemens quotation
Rating: 4.83/5

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lgvernon - October 25, 2014, 11:12 pm

I know this one by heart. In fact, it's on the back of my business cards.
Thedge - October 25, 2014, 11:05 pm
Ahh... true that. He has provided us all with an argument's ammunition in many respects. As if saying, THINK !